elegancea:

If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I am not a mirror’. 

burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight


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cigabrettemichaels:

coral-fangs:

comealongmisspond:

vajoochie:

how do boys look good without makeup

Because society hasn’t told boys they look bad without it

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Holy shit

aliens-ate-my-mum:

Showing my favourite movie to my friends
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crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

nofluffystop:

Please know that if you date me, I am a very touchy person. I will like to pet your head and hold your hand, rub your shoulders or hug you a lot. Simply put, to physically feel you in some way is very comforting to me and I can’t really apologize for it, it just feels natural to me and makes me happy.

telapathetic:

why do 14 year olds “thank god for puberty” it has literally just started for you